"10 things I hate about you."

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you re always right, I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you re not around, and the fact that you didn t call.

But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.